boobs!

You know you love 'em!

I spent the day at the beach today, as I do on many days. For some reason I think about boobs a lot when I'm at the beach. Probably because they are all out there for everyone to see. How do you not take notice? Although, today I didn't notice much plastic (possibly because I just wasn't paying attention).

I don't like to admit that I'm judgmental, but I rarely shy away from pointing out the obvious breast enhancement. It might not be so much that I'm judging, as that I find it entertaining.

Here's the deal...... I'm not opposed to fake boobs at all! Mine are real and I know that I am extremely fortunate for that. If I didn't have them, I'm sure I would want them! I'm not going to lie.

I'm under the impression that many girls don't consider some important factors before permanently altering the bodies. I'm not an expert on this subject, just a girl who does a lot of observing! I live in OC, how could I not?

First of all, DO RESEARCH!!! Do lots of research! Check out the surgeon and pictures of boob jobs he (or she) has done. I'm not even joking, I have seen some of the most appalling boobs! So gross. For NO reason should boobs look like plastic. Boobs are soft, mostly fat, not muscle! Therefor they should not look like someone cut a small soccer ball in half and inserted it under a patients skin. I wish I could ask girls I've seen who their doctors were, so I could compose a list of doctors to avoid.

Second, as a designer I pay close attention to the human body. Bodies are proportionate! My boobs are proportionate to my.... uh.... equally proportionate.... butt.... It's called an hour glass shape! So if you have the hips to balance bigger boobs, do it! Otherwise choose a size that could possible occur in nature. If you are 5 feet tall and a size 0, maybe you should go with something smaller than a DD, or even a D for that matter! However, if you want to look fake, disregard my advice completely.

So just to clarify, I'm not saying anything against breast enhancements. I'm just saying, if you are going to do it, take a couple things into consideration. Would you rather have small boobs or have people laugh when you walk by??? Don't just go with the doctor who has the "best deal." There's probably a reason why that doctor needs the business!

If you're going to do it..... DO IT RIGHT!!!

Peace and love from OC,
BrattyD